Get all 9 Fathers Day releases available on Bandcamp and save 30%.
Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of You Can Never Have It All, Goodbye 1506, THAT'S IT!, Life, I'll Tell You When You've Had Enough, Dad Deserves The Breast, UNRLEASED TRASH, I Gotta Look My Best EP / 2009 Tour CD, and 1 more.
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Stupid Dog
01:25
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PUT THAT STUPID DOG OUTSIDE
I'M SO SICK OF HEARING IT WHINE!
IF IT DOESNT SHUT UP I'M TAKING IT BACK!
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I Was Looking At E-Bay
02:35
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Fight Like A Man
01:21
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS STRONGER THAN YOU?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS BIGGER THAN YOU?
WHY DO I PAY FOR KARATE CLASS?
IF EVERY STUPID BULLY'S GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!
YOU GOTTA FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
IF YOU WANT RESPECT YOU GOTTA BE LIKE YOUR DAD!
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS KING OF THE SCHOOL!
CAUSE I NEVER TOOK CRAP FROM ANY FOOL!
SO IF SOME PUNK KID TRYS TO PUSH YOU AROUND!
JUST GRAB HIM BY THE FACE AND PULL HIM TO THE GROUND!
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STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
STOP TALKING TO ME!
I'M A MAN! YOU'RE A KID! THIS WILL HELP YOU SEE!
I WANT LESS OF THIS!
(BLAH BLAH BLAH!)
MORE OF THIS!
STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
SHUT YOUR TRAP! YOU LITTLE BRAT! YOU'RE RUINING MY DAY!
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Why Are You So Mad?
01:04
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WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?!
MOM AND I GIVE YOU ALLOWANCE!
DECENT GRADES IN ALL YOUR CLASSES!
BOUGHT YOU A NEW TRUCK FOR CHRISTMAS!
BOUGHT YOU A BRAND NEW DRUM SET!
LET YOU START A STUPID PUNK BAND!
YOU PLAY THAT MUSIC THAT I CANT STAND!
WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?!
ARE THE SHOWS YOU PLAY NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!
IS THE LIFE YOU LIVE NOT HARD ENOUGH?!
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Cellphones
01:25
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CELLPHONES! CELLPHONES!
PUT AWAY YOUR FUCKING CELLPHONE!
DID I SAY YOU COULD HAVE TEXT MESSAGING?!
DID I SAY YOU COULD CALL LONG DISTANCE?!
ENDLESS MINUTES ON THE WEEKEND!
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Never Shave It Off
01:47
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She's Just A Friend
01:28
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SHE'S JUST A FRIEND!
DON'T YOU TRUST ME HONEY!
I GOT A HOT YOUNG SECRETARY!
SHE'S JUST A FRIEND!
SHE'S GOT LONG HAIR
AND LONG LEGS!
I WORK LONG HOURS!
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT OH BABY!
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Hard Workin' Man
02:06
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DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR MUSIC!
I WAS AT WOODSTOCK 69
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT GIRL PROBLEMS!
I'VE BEEN DIVORCED 5 TIMES!
YOU DON'T KNOW (DON'T KNOW!) WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR SUMMER JOB!
I WORK FORTY HOURS A WEEK!
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BASKETBALL!
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF DOCTOR JAY!
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Fathers Day Phoenix
Angry dad punk rock n roll. We've been banging out the hits since before you were born. Feel free to take a long look at our extensive musical history. Try not to look impressed.
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