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Fathers Day Part Two
02:02
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DAD!
WHAT?!
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2. |
True Story
01:04
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I HATE WORKING
I WORK A SHITTY JOB
ITS MADE ME BIPOLAR
AND I’M ON WELFARE NOW
I’M DOING LOTS OF PERSCRIPTION DRUGS
I HATE MY FAMILY
I HATE MY KIDS
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Your Music Sucks
00:46
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I GREW UP ON THE MUSIC THAT YOU WORSHIP
BUT I KNOW IT BETTER
BECAUSE I WAS THERE
YOUR MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS
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4. |
Midlife Crisis
00:59
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I GOT A PONYTAIL HANGING OVER MY BACK
MY LAST GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK
I GO TO SPORTS BARS AND I KICK SOME ASS
I GOT A BRAND NEW CAR THAT DRIVES REAL FAST
MOTORCYCLES ARE COOL
MAKE YOU LOOK COOL
MOTORCYCLES ARE FAST
MAKE YOU GO FAST
I GOT A MIDLIFE CRISIS
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5. |
My Sons A Gay
00:49
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MY SON IS A HOMOSEXUAL
WHY WAS HE LOOKING AT THAT PORN?
DOESN’T HE KNOW THAT LIFE IS GROSS?
I WISH MY SON HAD NEVER BEEN BORN
I HOPE SOME DAY MY SON BURNS IN HELL
MY SONS A GAY
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MY SON WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN I DIVORCED MY WIFE
NOW I DON’T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM
HES GOT BLACK HAIR ITS GOING DOWN TO HIS ASS
HES BEEN LISTENING TO A LOT OF SYSTEM OF DOWN
WHY THE HELL DO YOU PAINT YOUR NAILS BLACK?
TWO WEEKENDS A MONTH
IM FORCED TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU
YOU’RE AN EMBARASSMENT
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This Is My House Too
00:13
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THIS IS MY HOUSE TOO!
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BBQ Sandwich Kiss
00:48
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WERE GONNA HAVE A BBQ
DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH THE MEAT
ONLY I CAN TOUCH THE MEAT
DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT PROPANE TANK
WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED?
YOURE SETTING THE GRILL UP ALL WRONG
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THE DOG?
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO THE DOG?
HEY! I’M NAKED UNDER HERE
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9. |
I Like Your Mom
01:22
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HEY HEY I LIKE YOUR MOM
WE’RE GONNA GET MARRIED SOME DAY
AND YOU’RE GONNA CALL ME DADDY
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I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR WOMEN
ESPECIALLY THE BLONDE ONES
AND ESPECIALLY THE SEXXY ONES!
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You Lost My Screwdriver
00:49
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YOU LOST MY SCREW DRIVER
WHY DIDN’T YOU PUT IT BACK?
I TRUSTED YOU!
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I Use To Be Loved
02:28
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WHY CANT THINGS BE THE WAY THEY USE TO BE
THE WAY THEY WERE WHEN I WAS 19
I USE TO HAVE A SWEET CAR
I USE TO HAVE A SWEET LIFE
I USE TO HAVE A SWEET PARTY EVERY NIGHT
I USE TO BE LOVED
WHY ARE THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE NOW?
WHY IS MY WIFE SUCH A FAT COW?
EVERYONE I KNOW USE TO BE MY FRIEND
UNTIL I GOT OLD AND MARRIED
AND STARTED LOSING HAIR
AND GAINING LOTS OF WEIGHT
NOW I HAVE DIABETES
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YOU MAKE A BETTER DOOR THAN A WINDOW
YOU GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE T.V.
WE’LL RIDE BIKES TOMORROW
I CAN’T SPEND TIME WITH YOU
OK TRY TO IMAGINE THIS
THE LAKERS VS. THE RAIDERS
IT HAPPENED IN MY DREAMS
I WAS SEEING THE MOST MAGNIFICENT GAME
ANYONE WOULD EVER SEE
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL MAN
I REMEMBER I WAS ON MY KNEES AND I WAS CRYING
IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
THEN ALL OF SUDDEN
I HEAR THE MOST ANOYING SOUND
DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD!
WAKE UP!
MY LITTLE BRAT IS NEXT TO ME
DAD! DAD! DAD!
HE’S A BEAUTIFUL KID DON’T GET ME WRONG
BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, LOOKS JUST LIKE ME
I SAID YOU’VE RUINED! YOU’VE RUINED MY DREAM!
SO I PICK THAT LITTLE SHIT UP
AND I PUT HIM IN THE CLOSET
I TOOK HIS DRESSER
AND I PUT IT
IN FRONT OF THE CLOSET
AND AS I HEAR HIM SCREAMING
I SHOUTED
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My Daughters A Slut
00:44
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MY DAUGHTERS A SLUT
CANT KEEP HER LEGS SHUT
WHY IS SHE A CUNT
LET’S BOYS IN HER FRONT
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Turn Your Music Down
00:19
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WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TURN IT DOWN?
IM NOT GONNA ASK YOU AGAIN
TURN YOUR FUCKING MUSIC DOWN
IM YOUR FATHERS NOT YOUR FRIEND
CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?
ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF?
IM TAKING YOUR BELONGINGS
TILL YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT
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Clean Your Room
01:26
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WHEN ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN YOUR ROOM?
DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT AGAIN
YOU’RE A SAD EXCUSE FOR A KID
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HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO JUST TURN ON THE LIGHT?
FOR YOUR OLD MAN WHEN HE GETS HOME AT NIGHT
IT TAKES TWO SECONDS
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
CANT I TRUST YOU KIDS WITH SIMPLEST TASK?
IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT
HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO JUST HEAT UP SOME SOUP?
FOR YOUR OLD MAN WHEN HES WATCHING THE TUBE
YOU TOOK TOO LONG
THE SOUPS TOO COLD
YOU POURED IT OUT
YOU MESSED UP THE BOWL
DON’T TRY TO DENY IT
JUST CANT HIDE IT
GUESS YOURE NOT TOO BRIGHT
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18. |
Ray
00:27
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I MET A GIRL IN CLEAVELAND
HAD A NICE RACK
TOOK HER TO MY EL CAMINO
LAYED HER ON HER BACK
FUCKED 8 TIMES THAT NIGHT
NEVER HAD A KID
SHE SAID “I LOVE YOU”
I RAN AND HID
WENT DOWN TO INDIANA
HAD A REAL GOOD TIME
MET ANOTHER GIRL THERE
FUCKED HER 9 TIMES
MY NAME IS RAYMOND
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OH MY LORD
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELF?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON THE SHEETS?
THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
I DIDN’T DO THAT AT YOUR AGE
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20. |
Disney World
07:13
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IM NEVER GONNA TAKE MY KIDS
IM NEVER EVER EVER EVER GONNA TAKE MY KIDS
TO DISNEY WORLD
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