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THAT'S IT!

by Fathers Day

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bummeritaville i'm never gonna take my kids Favorite track: Disney World.
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Joseph James Don't jump off the roof, Dad
You'll make a hole in the yard
Mother's just planted petunias
The weeding and seeding was hard

If you must end it all. Dad
Won't you please give us a break
Just take a walk down to the park, Dad
And there you can jump in the lake.
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1.
DAD! WHAT?!
2.
True Story 01:04
I HATE WORKING I WORK A SHITTY JOB ITS MADE ME BIPOLAR AND I’M ON WELFARE NOW I’M DOING LOTS OF PERSCRIPTION DRUGS I HATE MY FAMILY I HATE MY KIDS
3.
I GREW UP ON THE MUSIC THAT YOU WORSHIP BUT I KNOW IT BETTER BECAUSE I WAS THERE YOUR MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS
4.
I GOT A PONYTAIL HANGING OVER MY BACK MY LAST GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK I GO TO SPORTS BARS AND I KICK SOME ASS I GOT A BRAND NEW CAR THAT DRIVES REAL FAST MOTORCYCLES ARE COOL MAKE YOU LOOK COOL MOTORCYCLES ARE FAST MAKE YOU GO FAST I GOT A MIDLIFE CRISIS
5.
MY SON IS A HOMOSEXUAL WHY WAS HE LOOKING AT THAT PORN? DOESN’T HE KNOW THAT LIFE IS GROSS? I WISH MY SON HAD NEVER BEEN BORN I HOPE SOME DAY MY SON BURNS IN HELL MY SONS A GAY
6.
MY SON WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN I DIVORCED MY WIFE NOW I DON’T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM HES GOT BLACK HAIR ITS GOING DOWN TO HIS ASS HES BEEN LISTENING TO A LOT OF SYSTEM OF DOWN WHY THE HELL DO YOU PAINT YOUR NAILS BLACK? TWO WEEKENDS A MONTH IM FORCED TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU YOU’RE AN EMBARASSMENT
7.
THIS IS MY HOUSE TOO!
8.
WERE GONNA HAVE A BBQ DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH THE MEAT ONLY I CAN TOUCH THE MEAT DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT PROPANE TANK WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED? YOURE SETTING THE GRILL UP ALL WRONG WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THE DOG? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO THE DOG? HEY! I’M NAKED UNDER HERE
9.
HEY HEY I LIKE YOUR MOM WE’RE GONNA GET MARRIED SOME DAY AND YOU’RE GONNA CALL ME DADDY
10.
I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY THE BLONDE ONES AND ESPECIALLY THE SEXXY ONES!
11.
YOU LOST MY SCREW DRIVER WHY DIDN’T YOU PUT IT BACK? I TRUSTED YOU!
12.
WHY CANT THINGS BE THE WAY THEY USE TO BE THE WAY THEY WERE WHEN I WAS 19 I USE TO HAVE A SWEET CAR I USE TO HAVE A SWEET LIFE I USE TO HAVE A SWEET PARTY EVERY NIGHT I USE TO BE LOVED WHY ARE THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE NOW? WHY IS MY WIFE SUCH A FAT COW? EVERYONE I KNOW USE TO BE MY FRIEND UNTIL I GOT OLD AND MARRIED AND STARTED LOSING HAIR AND GAINING LOTS OF WEIGHT NOW I HAVE DIABETES
13.
YOU MAKE A BETTER DOOR THAN A WINDOW YOU GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE T.V. WE’LL RIDE BIKES TOMORROW I CAN’T SPEND TIME WITH YOU OK TRY TO IMAGINE THIS THE LAKERS VS. THE RAIDERS IT HAPPENED IN MY DREAMS I WAS SEEING THE MOST MAGNIFICENT GAME ANYONE WOULD EVER SEE IT WAS BEAUTIFUL MAN I REMEMBER I WAS ON MY KNEES AND I WAS CRYING IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING THEN ALL OF SUDDEN I HEAR THE MOST ANOYING SOUND DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! WAKE UP! MY LITTLE BRAT IS NEXT TO ME DAD! DAD! DAD! HE’S A BEAUTIFUL KID DON’T GET ME WRONG BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, LOOKS JUST LIKE ME I SAID YOU’VE RUINED! YOU’VE RUINED MY DREAM! SO I PICK THAT LITTLE SHIT UP AND I PUT HIM IN THE CLOSET I TOOK HIS DRESSER AND I PUT IT IN FRONT OF THE CLOSET AND AS I HEAR HIM SCREAMING I SHOUTED
14.
MY DAUGHTERS A SLUT CANT KEEP HER LEGS SHUT WHY IS SHE A CUNT LET’S BOYS IN HER FRONT
15.
WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TURN IT DOWN? IM NOT GONNA ASK YOU AGAIN TURN YOUR FUCKING MUSIC DOWN IM YOUR FATHERS NOT YOUR FRIEND CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF? IM TAKING YOUR BELONGINGS TILL YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT
16.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN YOUR ROOM? DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT AGAIN YOU’RE A SAD EXCUSE FOR A KID
17.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO JUST TURN ON THE LIGHT? FOR YOUR OLD MAN WHEN HE GETS HOME AT NIGHT IT TAKES TWO SECONDS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK CANT I TRUST YOU KIDS WITH SIMPLEST TASK? IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO JUST HEAT UP SOME SOUP? FOR YOUR OLD MAN WHEN HES WATCHING THE TUBE YOU TOOK TOO LONG THE SOUPS TOO COLD YOU POURED IT OUT YOU MESSED UP THE BOWL DON’T TRY TO DENY IT JUST CANT HIDE IT GUESS YOURE NOT TOO BRIGHT
18.
Ray 00:27
I MET A GIRL IN CLEAVELAND HAD A NICE RACK TOOK HER TO MY EL CAMINO LAYED HER ON HER BACK FUCKED 8 TIMES THAT NIGHT NEVER HAD A KID SHE SAID “I LOVE YOU” I RAN AND HID WENT DOWN TO INDIANA HAD A REAL GOOD TIME MET ANOTHER GIRL THERE FUCKED HER 9 TIMES MY NAME IS RAYMOND
19.
OH MY LORD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELF? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON THE SHEETS? THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING I DIDN’T DO THAT AT YOUR AGE
20.
Disney World 07:13
IM NEVER GONNA TAKE MY KIDS IM NEVER EVER EVER EVER GONNA TAKE MY KIDS TO DISNEY WORLD

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RECORDED, MIXED AND MASTERED FALL OF 2014 AT URANUS STUDIOS BY JOHN FUZZYWALLS. ALL SONGS WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY FATHERS DAY. KEVIN PATTERSON IS “ANGRY DAD”. “ANGRY DAD” PHOTOS BY SARA AVERY. LAYOUT AND DESIGN BY RYAN AVERY.

FATHERS DAY IS
DOUGLAS “BUSINESS DAD” PATTON – VOCALS
FRANK “GOLF DAD” BRANDO – GUITAR
RONNY “STEP DAD” HAYWEATHER – BASS
TONY “OLYMPIC SPORTS DAD” SYKES - DRUMS

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released April 24, 2015

FATHERS DAY WOULD LIKE TO THANK: PING, TITLEST, COG HILL, TIGER WOODS, THE CITY OF SURPRISE, ARIZONA, BLUE (THE COLTS MASCOT), STEVEN N. COLE, DANIEL SIEGEL, TORY LANE, CHRISTOPHER HILDEBRAND, NAKED BITCH, THE NICE YOUNG MEN AT THE YMCA, CITYSKATE, ARCADIA ICE ARENA, THE ICE DEN, PHOENIX POLICE CHIEF DANIEL GARCIA (R.I.P. YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN), CHRIS HOOVER, OCEANSIDE ICE ARENA, JUNIOR VARSITY, DBACKS, TAYLOR KELLY, COACH GRAHAM, #ASUCONFESSIONS, TRAVIS FRYE, STUART FENSTERHEIM, GREGORY CROW AND MOST OF ALL ROXICODONE FOR HELPING US KEEP OUR SANITY

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Angry dad punk rock n roll. We've been banging out the hits since before you were born. Feel free to take a long look at our extensive musical history. Try not to look impressed.

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