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DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT!
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You're Not Gay
00:51
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YOURE TELLING US YOU'RE GAY & I TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT.
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING LOTS OF RANDOM HARD-ONS.
THE BOYS IN SCHOOL MAY DRESS NICE BUT I TELL YOU, YOU'RE ALRIGHT.
IT'S NOT GROSS GUYS IT'S ONLY GIRLS THAT YOU LIKE.
I'M TELLING YOU! YOU'RE NOT GAY!
I CAUGHT YOU WATCHING GHOST WITH YOUR SISTER AND HER FRIENDS.
AFTER THAT YOU STAYED UP AND GOSSIPED TILL 10PM.
I'M PULLING OUT MY FUCKING HAIR, THE HAMMERS COMING DOWN.
YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU'RE GAY BUT I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG.
I'M TELLING YOU! YOU'RE NOT GAY!
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Duh Duh
01:16
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WHEN YOU TRY TO TALK TO ME IT'S
DUH DUH-DUH DUH
WHEN I TRY TO TALK TO YOU IT'S
DUH DUH-DUH DUH
ALL DAY LONG I HEAR YOU GOING
DUH DUH-DUH DUH
I KNOW I DIDNT DROP YOU ON YOUR HEAD
CAUSE I'M YOUR FUCKING DAD
DUH DUH-DUH DUH
EVERY SINGLE MORNING YOU GO
DUH DUH-DUH DUH
EVERY SINGLE EVENING YOU GO
DUH DUH-DUH DUH
IN THE AFTERNOON I HEAR YOU
DUH DUH-DUH DUH
IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM YOU'RE GOING
DUH DUH-DUH DUH
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Sleazy
01:09
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MY NAME IS PATTON
MY FAVORITE WEBSITE IS NAKEDHOUSEWIVES.COM
I HAVE A GRAND DAUGHTER
AND I LET HER RUN AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED ALL THE TIME
DON'T TOUCH MY COMPUTER! OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?
CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW!
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW!
DON'T TOUCH MY COMPUTER! OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
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When I tuck you in at night. IT'S NOT LOVE
(IT'S DAD STUFF)
When I tell you it's alright.
IT'S NOT LOVE
(IT'S DAD STUFF)
When I take you to the game. IT'S NOT LOVE
(IT'S DAD STUFF)
"I love you kids all the same" IT'S NOT LOVE
(IT'S DAD STUFF)
DAD STUFF! DAD STUFF!
When I pick you up from school.
IT'S NOT LOVE
(IT'S DAD STUFF)
When I let you BBQ.
IT'S NOT LOVE
(IT'S DAD STUFF)
When I say "i'm proud of you" IT'S NOT LOVE
(IT'S DAD STUFF)
All this shit you put me through
IT'S NOT LOVE
(IT'S DAD STUFF)
DAD STUFF! DAD STUFF!
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YOU TELL ME THAT YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH BABY!
I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH!
THE COFFEE STINKS THE KIDS ARE A MESS AND YOUR COOKING FUCKING SUCKS!
AND DO I TELL YOU THAT I'VE HAD ENOUGH?!
NO!
AND DO I TELL YOU I WANNA BREAK IT OFF!?
NO!
AND DO I TELL YOU "I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS!?"
I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!
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Jennifer Lilly
01:43
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Robert Denero
02:31
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Fathers Day Phoenix
Angry dad punk rock n roll. We've been banging out the hits since before you were born. Feel free to take a long look at our extensive musical history. Try not to look impressed.
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